mousetrap

White rat
Big cadillac
Hoping that he don't meet some scary cat
Big rat
White cadillac
Saw a cat, nearly had a heart attack

Smoking lint from a nickel sack
Smoking rodent, rodent, rodent crack

Blue cat
Driving caddy shack
Got his peepers on misbehaving cat
Rat don't know
He's coming his way
With donuts and coffee and something nasty to say

Step out of the car and hands up
Charged with criminal misconduct

White rat
Says oh crap
I ate the cheese at the wrong mousetrap
White rat
Full but sad
Thinking about all the cheese that he could've had

At cats are not allowed cheese pubs
Popping up around the nation