from the daily blotter

posted 9/27/2013 4:33:28 AM by: timothy

a resident of the 53300 block of west ballou road complained that he lent a book to a friend, but that friend returned it in a destroyed condition.

the owner of the book now wants the friend to pay him $20, which is $5 more than what he originally paid for the book, because of the book’s sentimental value.

the book was “the zombie survival guide.”

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