Will the wily General File continue to be a gentle dictator or will the power vested in him corrupt his morals? Will Tophat's popularity with the people lead to jealousy and retribution from the Bean Bag seat of local power? Will there be talk about weapons of mass destruction? Should the secret admirers of Ninja come out of the closet and declair their lack of confidence in the system? After all, we do not have much history about whether he routinely cleaned up his room when instructed to do so by his mother. Besides that, he got the axe without a public listing of the charges against his approach to civil authority. Will General File find it necessary to turn to his neighbors for support against a rising tide of misunderstanding and public discontent? Will democracy be the real winner, as the people see that they, rather than General File, should be making the decisions that so importantly impact their daily lives?
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general file the script - c. tmk 2000 ================================= snoffleware studios presents --- "the general file" by timothy --- in the land of ipsaheema-minor there is great disarray and civil unrest for the forces of disorder have settled their icy-claws upon the unsuspecting ipsaheeminorians everything in the kingdom lays scattered about oh, sure, you could go and put something away but by morning, it would be right back where you didn't leave it. frankly, it was a mess. something had to be done and quick... the towns-people gathered together and decided to elect into their supreme office, a man... a man who could stand up for ipsaheema-minor a man who wasn't afraid of a little elbow grease and hard work, they found their chosen one slowly and with a lack of precision but the man that they had found was surely the one to help them find their way back to a better time back to the good times of cleanliness and predictable order. that man's name is general file --- crowd: i say, it's about time that we get some minorians into office... crowd: finally, we're going to see changes around here... --- people listen to me. i will take the best among you... and turn you into a fighting machine and we will prevail over evil. --- crowd: is it really possible to prevail over evil crowd: general file, general file, general file --- people obey me completely or i will personally see you all melted down. --- crowd: gasp, would he really do that. we're people crowd: gasp, what a horrible strong man. crowd: gasp, we won't let you down, man. --- i oppose what you are doing where are you? i will cut you down where you stand. i am tophat you don't scare me and neither does general file we will see about that, ninja --- we will have a fight to the death. if the ninja wins, i relinquish control of ipsaheema-minor to him. --- i will show that ninja no mercy i am well trained in axe --- very impressive, top hat --- i will tear tophat to pieces i am 19th degree snake belt watch my shuhari death spin sh-uu-hh-aa-rr-ii-hhyah-huh --- a noble sentiment. now fight --- it takes more than parlor tricks to fool me ninja --- tophat sucks in -- heh heh heh... tophat. --- people. the ninja has been stopped. now my gentle fist shall rule this land thank you and goodnight. ---